Songs to ruin your Christmas spirit with
I’m not a big fan of Christmas, but each year I still light a star in my window and I put together a Christmas playlist. Although this years playlist consists of songs that will ruin your Christmas spirit, maybe for good!
Also, you need Spotify to listen to this crap!
- Peter Pan Flute – White Christmas
This was the song that inspired me to do this list. I’ve never heard a worse pan flute in my entire life! And that choir in the background aren’t really helping out. - The Singing Dogs – Jingle Bells
I believe the artist name says it all. Yes, they’ve sampled dogs barking and turned it into something “cute”.. But really, it’s annoying from the first second! - The Allstars – The Twelve Days Of X-Mas
A Casio keyboard with some pre-programmed beats, two really bad singers who probably had a bit too much eggnog while recording and voila; A really lousy Christmas tune! - X-Mas Project – Leise rieselt der Schnee
It’s German.. - XIV Dark Centuries – Julenzeit
It sounds German.. - Tuxedomoon – Here ‘Til X-mas
This sounds like some electronic free jazz thing. It’s soo bad! - Newsong – The Christmas Shoes
A song about a little boy who buys his mom a new pair of shoes so she’d look good on her trip to heaven in case she’d meet Jesus. It’s just soo wrong! - Mr. Perfect – Coco Jamboo (X-Mas Jamboo)
When I started DJing this song was a big hit, although I remember it as being faster and a lot better! 10 years later they decide do redo it, even worse then the original! Just add some bells and switch out some of the words to Christmas and you’re set! Yuck! - Drunk Santa – Crazy Christmas
Download Fruity Loops of Pirate Bay and just randomly click around until you have something that reminds of a melody and name it Crazy Christmas. I guess that’s how they did this “song”. - Hardcore Nation – All I Want For X-Mas
I don’t really know what to say about this song. It’s like that other one but even worse! I didn’t think it was possible to do worse then that, but I guess I was wrong! You could actually pick any song from that entire album as the best song ever to break your Christmas spirit!
The Gabberbox Presents Hardcore X-Mas Party, Vol. 3
There’s probably tons of more crappy Christmas songs out there, I just thought I’d share some of them with you.
